- Money can’t buy happiness but…
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
- Forgive your enemy, but
remember the bastard’s name.
- Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
Everything get so much easier when you laugh.