Funny quotes

  1. Money can’t buy happiness but…
    somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
  2. Forgive your enemy, but
    remember the bastard’s name.
  3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
    when he is in trouble again.
  4. Many people are alive only because
    it’s illegal to shoot them.
  5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
    neither does milk.

Everything get so much easier when you laugh.

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